Ode To A Christmas Noob

by Sithlord Rock,

Ode to a Christmas Noob
Twas the night before Christmas My Xbox was on I was playing Black Ops Cussing it all night long
The matches were laggy as hell What should I do? I was praying for a miracle That I hoped would come through
Then through my headset I heard such a clatter I sprang from my camping spot To see what's the matter
Then through my target finder, What do I see? Here came a Christmas noob and he's rushing ME! I fired three bullets from my FAL But just my luck, no hit markers fell
When out of the blue  The noob one shots me "That's crap, come on dude, Why does this always happen to me?"
As I turn off my Xbox  And raise my fist in the air "I'm done with Call of Duty... This just isn't fair"
Then again, there is always tomorrow. Merry Christmas!

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